Go ahead.

I am a first year college student. I don't talk to many people. I'm also very sarcastic. Enjoy

thetardiswantscasinit:

That clerk was so ready to be mad at this dude. But look at that face in the last gif. He’s like “Shiiiiit….dude’s got jokes.”

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wolves-within:

koobaxion:

itscolossal:

A Giant Twisting Serpent Skeleton Emerges from the Loire River in France

it’s a fucking sculpture I almost shat a goddamn cathedral I thought the serpent lords had come to reclaim the fucking earth

"i almost shat a goddamn cathedral"

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1 day ago
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punnier:

when ur friend remembers ur birthday and u try remember theirs and you just

image

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1 day ago
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spookykomaru:

drawing 12 year olds to look 16
the struggle

spookykomaru:

drawing 12 year olds to look 16

the struggle

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1 day ago
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pvnkofficial:

being called princess by your partner or even the person you’re interested in is probably the cutest fucking thing ever 

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2 hours ago
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okaydan:

today didnt happen no no no no no definitely not oh my god

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1 day ago
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Listen to me, your body is not a temple. Temples can be destroyed and desecrated. Your body is a forest—thick canopies of maple trees and sweet scented wildflowers sprouting in the under wood. You will grow back, over and over, no matter how badly you are devastated.

onlylolgifs:

Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.

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1 day ago
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